can’t a boy just want to hang out with me because he thinks i’m cool and not have other motives honestly ffs
(via t0tally-twisted)
my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him
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